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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone!!!
wishes you a happy time on Christmas. Merry Christmas!
I believe in the magic of Christmas
Christmas tells us We Are Never Alone. So WhatsApp me whenever you can.
Christmas is always in my heart like you are always on my WhatsApp list.
Always Available for a Christmas Party.
This Christmas don't open your wallets, open your heart.
Santa might not visit your Christmas party this year, but I will. WhatsApp Me.
I am dreaming of White Christmas, but it doesn't snow here.
The real magic of Christmas is that the money from wallet vanishes instantly.
Warmest Wishes to All of You This Christmas.
This Christmas don't gift me with a present, give me your presence.
Wishing You a Season of Blessings from Heaven above.
Behind every kid's smile is Santa Claus.
This Christmas don't WhatsApp me, send me a gift.
My Christmas gift is when your status changes from Last Seen At to Online and then to Typing.
You're my guiding star so I'll follow you everywhere this Christmas.
I don't need to diet this Christmas. I am inspired by Santa Claus.
The difference between snowmen and snowwomen are snowballs.
Finally Christmas is here. I waited 364 days for this one.
Grammatically Santa's elves are subordinate clauses.

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I'm not Santa. But you can still sit on my lap ;)
Christmas is cancelled. I told Santa I've been good this year. He died laughing.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
My girlfriend told me she was hoping for a white Christmas.. So I spunked in her eyes
I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I'm just a racist.
How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.
What's red and white and red, red and white, and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill!
A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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Who doesn't like Christmas? A Turkey.
Why is Santa a man? Because only a man can wear the same attire every year.
Microsoft has Windows, but Santa has Chimneys.
You can only believe in Santa if the kid inside you is alive.
Santa never locks his bags because he owns a black belt.
When you smell my presents, Santa Claus is around.
Santa's biggest gift to me is YOU.
You better WhatsApp Me on Christmas or I'll see you on a Boxing Day.
Christmas is just like WhatsApp. It brings you closer to me.
Christmas reminds me that I am in great need of gifts.
This Christmas I don't need to buy a gift, because you're already by my side.
Every day is a Christmas, but then we celebrate it only one day a year and wait for 364 days.
This Christmas spread your fragrance, wear a nice perfume.
The only complaint that most shoppers have during Christmas is one of long standing.
The Christmas in your heart spreads the feeling of Christmas in the air.
Christmas is like snowflakes, each beautiful and unique in its own way.
The best thing I remember about Christmas is my childhood.
Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.
Friends like you are like Christmas lights even when they are far away they still make your Christmas seem colorful.
This Christmas don't be a miser buy your own presents. Santa is busy.
I have a glass ready to celebrate with anybody who has the spirit of Christmas.
Its finally that time of the year when we make false promises to ourselves in the name of resolutions. Happy New Year.
Go ahead make a resolution. Its not as complicated as pregnancy.
Throughout this year I have bugged the hell out of you, today I just want to say that I will continue the same in the next year.
New Year is not a life-changing event. You just change your resolutions.
Stop checking my status. I don't post my resolutions here.
All my resolutions eventually get flushed in the hangover.
All I am asking this year is some luck.
Every year I make a resolution to Be Myself, but circumstances change me.
Thank God for allowing you to have a fresh start and mess it up again.
Don't wait for the luck to come to you, work hard and grab it with both hands.
Even if you had one bad year, remember there's still life ahead.
Step into a new year and kick your troubles out of the window.
This year if you want a different result, make a different choice and do things in a different way.
Life always gives you a second chance, its called Happy New Year.
Every year is different, treat it differently.
New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.
I am sleeping off this New Year so that I can work on my dreams for the next 365 days.
Don't give up at the start because beginnings are never easy.
This year try and make small efforts to see big changes in your life.
Every year life gives us 365 days to find the meaning to our life.
If this year was ordinary, do something extra in the next year and make it extra-ordinary.
Celebrate your life as each day comes. Happy New Year.
If you already tried things, this year focus on doing it.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of the glass.
If things are not going your way, forget your last year as a bad dream and consider your new one as a wakeup call.
This year I found a new device that can turn your thoughts into speech. Its called Alcohol.
This year my resolution is to find out who I am.
I am sort of lazy so I've decided to postpone writing my resolutions till December.
If you can't commit to your resolutions. Don't worry you're not alone.
New Year is the time of resolution and reflection.
A resolution is usually to avoid an evil, but in most cases the evil is far more advanced.
What is that one thing that didn't let you fulfill your resolutions? Circumstances
The year is about to change, will you?
I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.
I wanted to quit all my bad habits this year, but I am an optimistic, not a quitter.
The moment the New Year party ends, it's a nightmare.
My Christmas wish not only for me and my family, but for all of you as well: peace of mind, health of body, strength of spirit.
Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season!
To my Friends and Family, Near and Far: I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas..
Christmas is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year – and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. don't clean it up too quickly..
Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It's not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Happy Diwali 2018

Happy Diwali or Deepvali festival is a symbol of auspiciousness and prosperity. So everyone want to wish their for showing love and attraction towards them so, we’re providing diwali 2018 quotes and wishes for you. We have collected some new and latest Happy Diwali 2018 messages . You can also check are other post in which you will get Happy Diwali status .

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May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And,hope the year
Brings you luck
and Fulfills all your
dearest dreams!
Wish You Happy Diwali 2018 .
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The sun does not shine there,
nor do the moon and the stars,
nor do lightning shine?
Happy Diwali 2018
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All the lights of the world cannot be compared even to a ray of the inner light of the self. Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy the supreme deepavali.
Happy Diwali.

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We meditate on the glory of the creator,
Who has created the Universe,
Who is worthy of Worship,
Who is the embodiment of Knowledge and Light,
Who is a remover of All Sin and Ignorance,
May he enlighten our Intellect.
Happy Diwali 2018
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May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity,
As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way,
bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
Happy diwali Wishes
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Light a lamp of love,
Blast a chain of sorrow,
Shoot a rocket of prosperity,
Fire a flowerpot of happiness,
Happy Diwali To you and your family.

Happy Diwali Whatsapp Messages

happy diwali 2015
happy diwali 2018
This Diwali I Am Sending You CASH:

C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs

Wishing you all a very happy Diwali.
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May this Diwali, you be blessed with
Good fortune – as long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
Wealth and Prosperity – as big as his stomach,
Happiness as sweet as his Ladoos and
Troubles – as small as his mouse.
Diwali Wishes from heart.
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Candles to enjoy life;
Decorations to light life;
Presents to share success;
Fire Crackers to burn evils;
Sweets to sweeten success;
And Pooja to thank God!
Diwali Mubarak.
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May the warmth and splendor,
that are a part of this auspicious occasion,
fill your life with happiness and bright cheer,
and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.
HAPPY DIWALI
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A Very Happy Diwali To You& Your
Beautiful Family May God Give You All
That You Want & Need In Your Life Enjoy
have an enjoyable Diwali
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That’s the cool and new collection of Happy Diwali Quotes in English. Hope you enjoyed reading as well as sharing it. Now you can easily share your feelings with the help of diwali quotes or deepavali quotes to you friend and family members for free by sending messages on messaging apps.
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Sweet Happy Diwali Messages for Friends & Family
The gorgeous festival of snacks and sweets
Everyone enjoying a royal feast
When old and young with delight meet
And with love and affection do all hearts beats
Wishing You Happy Diwali

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Diwali k deepak jag-magaye apke aangan me,
Saat rang saaje es saal aap ke aangan mein..
Aaya hain yeh tyohaar kushiyan leke…..
Har kushi saaje es saal aapke aangan mein.
Roshni se ho roshan har lamha aap ka,
Har Roshni saaje es saal aapke aangan mein.
Dua hum karte hain aap salamat rahe
Har dua saaje es saal aap ke aangan mein….!
Happy Deepavali 2018

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दिलों की बात भले करता हो जमाना,
मगर मोहब्बत आज भी चेहरों से ही होती है !
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उम्र ने तलाशी ली तो जेबों से कुछ लम्हे बरामद हुए,
कुछ गम थे, कुछ नम थे, कुछ टूटे तो कुछ सही सलामत थे

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With the goodness of my pure heart, I would wish to wish you in my life for lifetime! Will you be my wife ?

Happy Propose Day
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See Here Hindi whatsapp status are the best popular whatsapp status in Hindi language.The People who are live in india and speak Hindi they search for the Hindi Whatsaap Status in Hindi Attitude love Cool and Motivational Status Attitude Status For WHatsapp 2016


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 "One Boy- Thousand Feelings"


"Tujhe Apna Banane Ka Zoonun Sir Pain Hain Haan Sir Pe Hain  Toh Kya Medam Pay Hain"


“Arey ! tu jitni English bolti he, Usse jyada to English hum pi jate hai pagali..”


“गुलामी तो हम सिर्फ अपने माँ-बाप की करते है, दुनिया के लिए तो कल भी बादशाह थे और आज भी…”

 
“वो तो अंग्रेजो की औलादों ने शुरु किया, “Hi”, “Hello”, वरना हम तो “जय श्रीकृष्ण” से पूरा भारत कवर कर देते”


“Attitude जो कल था वो आज है, जिंदगी ऐसे जियों जैसे बाप का राज है…”


“वैसे दुश्मनी तो हम “कुत्ते” से भी नहीं करते है, पर बीच में आ जाये तो “शेर” को भी नहीं छोड़ते”

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“यह इश्क करना छोड़ दिया यारो, वरना हम तो आज भी पलट कर देख ले तो “सोलह सोमवार के व्रत” शुरु कर दे… ”


”जानु” बोलने वाली लड़की हो या ना हो, पर “ओये हिरो” बोलने वाली माँ जरूर है”



"क्या करे बुरी आदत हे हमारी,नर्क के दरवाजे के सामने खड़े होकर पाप करते हे!
                  कोई नही आऐगा मेरी जिदंगी मे तुम्हारे सिवा, 
                    एक मौत ही है जिसका मैं वादा नही करता..!"
 
 
 
"Mana Ki Teri Nazro Ke Kabil Nahi Hain Hum,
Par Unse Puch Jinko Hasil Nahi Hain Hum….!"
 
 
High Attitude Whatsaap Status In Hindi Best Whatsaap Collections 2016
   

"फकीर हूँ सिर्फ तुम्हारे दिल का, बाकी दुनिया का तो सिकन्दर ही हु…"

“बचपन की नादानियों के बारे में क्या बतायें दोस्तों, एक बार टीचर ने लड़कियों के बीच बिठाया था…”



“अरे ! पगली मिलना तो हम तब भी चाहेंगे तुझसे, जब तेरे पास वक्त और हमारे पास साँसों की कमी होगी…”



 “हमें पाना हर किसी के बद में नहीं, पगली तेरा नसीब ही खराब है जो तेरे नसीब में हम नहीं…”



“कल उसका फोन आया और बहोत अकड़ के बोली – “भूल जाना मुझे” मैंने कहा – “अबेय पहेले नाम त&#2379#2379; बता अपना कौन है तू””


“अकड़ती जा रही है हर रोज गर्दन की नसें, मुझे आज तक “नहीं आया हुनर सर जुकाने का”


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दर्द ऐ महोबत तो हमने भी बहुत की, पर भुल गये थे की HEROIN कभी 😾👺VILLAIN की नही होती…!🏃🚶”


“मुझे हरा कर कोई मेरी जान भी ले जाये मुझे मंजूर है, लेकिन धोख़ा देने वालों को मै दोबारा मौका नहीं देता”


“मेरे दिल को यूँ कैद ना कर, ऐ पगली हम दिल के नवाब है, तेरे पिंजरे के पंछी नहीं…”


“अगर कोई Girl हमें Purpose करती है तो, उसे हम Reject करते है, लेकिन उसकी Choice को हम Salute करते हैं”


“अगर हम जैसे शरीफो ने दादागीरी शुरु कर दी, तो इन हसीनाओं को कौन संभालेगा…?”




“माना की बहोत किमती है वक्त तुम्हारा, मगर हम भी नायाब है बार-बार नहीं मिलेंगे…”


“वो पगली अपने आप को गली की बसंती होने का गुरुर करती है, नादान ये नहीं जानती की हम उसी शहर के गब्बर है…”




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इज्जत ऐसी चाहिए कि अगर कोई मेरी बुराई भी करे तो कोई उस पर विश्वास ना करे।



“मानाकि तू रानी से कम नहीं मगर, उस बात में भी दम नहीं, जब तक तेरे बादशाह हम नहीं…”


“माना की अभी नाम और पहचान छोटी है, लेकिन एक दिन लोग लाईन लगायेंगे इस चहेरे से मिलने के लिए”


“Cute तो मै बचपन से ही हूँ, जब पैदा हुआ तब नर्स को भी मजबूर कर दिया था चुम्मी लेने के लिए ”


 “”तेरा Ego तो दो दिन की कहानी है, लेकिन अपनी अकड़ तो बचपन से खानदानी है…


“पगली इतनी भी मत अकड़ की तेरे अकड़ने के चक्कर में मुझे कोई दूसरी पकड़ के ले जाये”


“हम जिस जगह पर फोटो शूट करते है, वो जगह हमारे चाहने वालों के लिए पिकनिक स्पोट बन जाता है…”




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"गुलाब्बबो ! ! ज़रा मुह धो के आओ 😂"
 
 
 
"Mat Soch Itna Zindagi ke Baare me, 
Jisne Zindagi di hai usne bhi to kuch Socha Hoga"
 
 
 
"कुंडली में “Shani”, मन में “Money” और हम से “Dushmani” 
तीनों हानीकारक है… "



"इंसान सिर्फ आग से नहीं जलता,कुछ लोग तो हमारे अंदाज से जल जाते है"


 
"हम जैसे के साथ वैसा ही करते और रहते है “Tit for Tat”"



"बेमतलब की दुनिया का किस्सा खतम, अब जैसी दुनिया वैसे हम…"
 
 


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"देख पगली इतना attitude मत दिखा
जब हम school में थे तब तेरे जैसी लडकियों से तो हम अपना homework करवाते थे…”






"तू Reply नही दे रही उस का मतलब ये नही की attitude है तेरे में ,,तुझेडर है की तू मुझसे प्यार ना कर बैठे ।"


"दोस्तो, इज्जत किया करो हमारी, वरना Girl Friend पटा लेंगे तुम्हारी…"


"बुरे है हम तभी तो जी रहे है, अच्छे लोगों को दुनिया कहां जीने देती है ?"


"हम घोड़े की “ट्रीगर” पे नहीं, खुद के “जीगर” पर जीते है…"


"रुठुंगा अगर तुझसे तो इस कदर रुठुंगा की, तेरी आँखे मेरी एक झलक को तरसेंगी…"


"इश्क का धंधा ही बंध कर दिया, साला मुनाफे में “जेब” जले… और घाटे में “दिल”



"ना राईट… ना फाईट… अपना स्टेट्स आया की वातावरन टाईट…"



"एक वो पगली है की मुझे समझती नही… और यहाँ जमाना मेरे Status को देखने दिवाना हुआ जा रहा है…"


"घमंडी लड़कियाँ हम से दूर ही रहे, क्यों कि मनाना हमें आता नहीं और भाव हम किसी को देते नहीं…"




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"तू अपने पापा की #परी# है तो क्या हुआ, हम भी अपने बाप के #नवाब# है…"


"रेस वो लोग लगाते है जिसे अपनी किसमत आजमानी हो, हम त&#2#2379; वो खिलाडी है अपनी किसमत के साथ खेलते है"


"माना की बादशाह जैसी मुझमें कोई बात नहीं, पर मेरे जैसा बनने की बादशाह की भी औकात नहीं.."


"Oye तू तेरे #ATTITUDE# की फोटो खींच कर #OLX# पे बेच दे, क्योंकि पुरानी चीज हमें पसंद नहीं…"


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"देख # पगली ‪#‎Killer_Look तो हमाराभी है,वो तो ‪#‎बेटी_बचाओ_अभियान की वजह से‪#‎छिपा रखा है, कही कोई ‪#‎मरना जाए…"


"You can’t have a positive life with a negative mind."


"The only disability in life is a bad attitude."


"People like me great. People don’t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters."


"My Attitude is a result of your actions! So if you don’t like my Attitude blame yourself."


"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode."


"I don’t have an Attitude, just a Personality that you can’t handle it."

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"हम वो तालाब है मेरे दोस्त् जहा शेर भी आये तो उसे भी सर झुका के पानी पीना पड़ता है ।


"Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently."



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ल्यो भाई

ग्रुप में होक्का लगवा दिया है
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एक-एक घूँट मारो, अर आगै जाण दो।


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“Naa tere aane kaa intzar..
Naa tere Jane kaa gum..
WO waqt hi bit chuka..
Jab tere diwane the hum..
Us love…”

New Whatsaap Best Attitude Status 2015-2016

"तेरे #👨पप्पा से केह दे कभी👱हमारा#इलाक़ा🌇 घुमकर देखे,सिर्फ #नाम ही काफ़ी है उनके #जमाई का..!!.😎😎
Happy New year Whatsaap Status 2016

“# घर वालो को चिन्ता हे की इसको कौन मिलेगी,
और दोस्तो को चिन्ता हे की अभी और कितनी मिलेगी..😅😎


Happy New year Whatsaap Status 2016

"#कोन_कहता_हे_की_मौत_सामने_आयेगी_तो_हम_डर_जायेगे_
#Maa_SIKOTAR_के_शेर_हे_CHAUHAN के_दीवाने_हे,
#मौत_को_भी_jay_goga_कह_के_निकल_जायेंगे👊🏻"



Happy New year Whatsaap Status 2016

दोस्ती और दुश्मनी मजेदार हैं बस निभाने का दम होना चाहिए !!


Best Love Whatsaap Status 2016

Gujarati special
“Girl : hu kevi lagu chhu?.
Boy : 🚗🚕
Girl : aa vadi su?
Boy : bekar..”


हंम वो #Student है जो #Principal की #Office के सामने से नीकल ते है ,
तो #Principal भी बोलता है JaY MATAJI BAPU!! :) ”


"दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है…! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है…!!"


"हर बार हम पर इल्ज़ाम लगा देते हो मोहब्बत का, कभी खुद से भी पूछा है इतने हसीन क्यों हो।"