Latest Christmas Status, Short Christmas Quotes

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone!!!

wishes you a happy time on Christmas. Merry Christmas!

I believe in the magic of Christmas

Christmas tells us We Are Never Alone. So WhatsApp me whenever you can.

Christmas is always in my heart like you are always on my WhatsApp list.

Always Available for a Christmas Party.

This Christmas don't open your wallets, open your heart.

Santa might not visit your Christmas party this year, but I will. WhatsApp Me.

I am dreaming of White Christmas, but it doesn't snow here.

The real magic of Christmas is that the money from wallet vanishes instantly.

Warmest Wishes to All of You This Christmas.

This Christmas don't gift me with a present, give me your presence.

Wishing You a Season of Blessings from Heaven above.

Behind every kid's smile is Santa Claus.

This Christmas don't WhatsApp me, send me a gift.

My Christmas gift is when your status changes from Last Seen At to Online and then to Typing.

You're my guiding star so I'll follow you everywhere this Christmas.

I don't need to diet this Christmas. I am inspired by Santa Claus.

The difference between snowmen and snowwomen are snowballs.

Finally Christmas is here. I waited 364 days for this one.

Grammatically Santa's elves are subordinate clauses.

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I'm not Santa. But you can still sit on my lap ;)

Christmas is cancelled. I told Santa I've been good this year. He died laughing.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

My girlfriend told me she was hoping for a white Christmas.. So I spunked in her eyes

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I'm just a racist.

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.

What's red and white and red, red and white, and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill!

A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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Who doesn't like Christmas? A Turkey.

Why is Santa a man? Because only a man can wear the same attire every year.

Microsoft has Windows, but Santa has Chimneys.

You can only believe in Santa if the kid inside you is alive.

Santa never locks his bags because he owns a black belt.

When you smell my presents, Santa Claus is around.

Santa's biggest gift to me is YOU.

You better WhatsApp Me on Christmas or I'll see you on a Boxing Day.

Christmas is just like WhatsApp. It brings you closer to me.

Christmas reminds me that I am in great need of gifts.

This Christmas I don't need to buy a gift, because you're already by my side.

Every day is a Christmas, but then we celebrate it only one day a year and wait for 364 days.

This Christmas spread your fragrance, wear a nice perfume.

The only complaint that most shoppers have during Christmas is one of long standing.

The Christmas in your heart spreads the feeling of Christmas in the air.

Christmas is like snowflakes, each beautiful and unique in its own way.

The best thing I remember about Christmas is my childhood.

Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.

Friends like you are like Christmas lights even when they are far away they still make your Christmas seem colorful.

This Christmas don't be a miser buy your own presents. Santa is busy.

I have a glass ready to celebrate with anybody who has the spirit of Christmas.

Its finally that time of the year when we make false promises to ourselves in the name of resolutions. Happy New Year.

Go ahead make a resolution. Its not as complicated as pregnancy.

Throughout this year I have bugged the hell out of you, today I just want to say that I will continue the same in the next year.

New Year is not a life-changing event. You just change your resolutions.

Stop checking my status. I don't post my resolutions here.

All my resolutions eventually get flushed in the hangover.

All I am asking this year is some luck.

Every year I make a resolution to Be Myself, but circumstances change me.

Thank God for allowing you to have a fresh start and mess it up again.

Don't wait for the luck to come to you, work hard and grab it with both hands.

Even if you had one bad year, remember there's still life ahead.

Step into a new year and kick your troubles out of the window.

This year if you want a different result, make a different choice and do things in a different way.

Life always gives you a second chance, its called Happy New Year.

Every year is different, treat it differently.

New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.

I am sleeping off this New Year so that I can work on my dreams for the next 365 days.

Don't give up at the start because beginnings are never easy.

This year try and make small efforts to see big changes in your life.

Every year life gives us 365 days to find the meaning to our life.

If this year was ordinary, do something extra in the next year and make it extra-ordinary.

Celebrate your life as each day comes. Happy New Year.

If you already tried things, this year focus on doing it.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of the glass.

If things are not going your way, forget your last year as a bad dream and consider your new one as a wakeup call.

This year I found a new device that can turn your thoughts into speech. Its called Alcohol.

This year my resolution is to find out who I am.

I am sort of lazy so I've decided to postpone writing my resolutions till December.

If you can't commit to your resolutions. Don't worry you're not alone.

New Year is the time of resolution and reflection.

A resolution is usually to avoid an evil, but in most cases the evil is far more advanced.

What is that one thing that didn't let you fulfill your resolutions? Circumstances

The year is about to change, will you?

I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.

I wanted to quit all my bad habits this year, but I am an optimistic, not a quitter.

The moment the New Year party ends, it's a nightmare.

My Christmas wish not only for me and my family, but for all of you as well: peace of mind, health of body, strength of spirit.

Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season!

To my Friends and Family, Near and Far: I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas..

Christmas is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year – and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. don't clean it up too quickly..

Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It's not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS