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Pappu ki gf Pappu se
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Gf:" Jaanu Mujh par shayari banao..
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Pappu:" In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho
andhera..
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In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera..
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Ho jao takli aur kar do savera..:p :D :O

Pappu Rocks -
Gf Shock
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Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me
kyon rakha jata hai ?
Kyonki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal
jaye ki Abe ye to meri wali thi!
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RESULT AA GAYA
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Ye 3 Words, Hanstey Kheltey Insaan Ki
Ek Pal Mai Duniya Ujarr Saktey Hain..:p :O :D

Students thoko Like =D
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FACEBOOK humara planet hai,
hum sab facebook wasi friends-friends hai,
hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa hai,

iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur posts per hume garv hai,
hum iske, page Admin banne ka sada prayatn karthe rehenge...
har ek ladki ko frendrequest jarur bhejenge .
hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur gurujano se chup ke- humesha online aane ka promiss lethe hain...
facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur samridhi me hi humara sukh nehit
hai..
!!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!

Dont Forget to Like us on Facebook 
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Santa ka bhai Banta USA se aaya..
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Aate hi:"Bhai maa kaha hai.. ??
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Santa:"Wo to mar gai..
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Banta:"Saale tune mujhe bataya Q nai.. ??
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Santa:"Socha surprise dunga..:p :O :D
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Arz kiya hai.. Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai Fear, Basically your concepts are not clear..
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Dost ne pucha Exam mein,"5th
Answer Batao",
Maine kaha Melody Khao
khud jaan jaao.. .
Ek aur Arz hai,
Pamela ke Pyar mein pagal ho
gaya peter, Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80KM prati
leter..
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aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,
Didi tera Devar Deewana.. Ek last, Bas Ek,
Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha Group jhachna,
Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat Nachna.. Yeh lo Aur Ek aur, Yasomati Maiyya se bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh Life Jhingalala.. Yeh wala last pakka, Agar Tabiyat kharab hai to
dhundo koi chemist,
My name is Khan and I'm not a Terrorist, Ek aur Plzz,
Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro, ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona- kona chaan
maaro".. :P :D ab Like thoko :D
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Hum Engineer Hain.... :D
Engineer Song
Sari umra hum mar- mar k jee liye
Ek pal to ab hume pine do- pine do :p
Give me some
White wine,
Give me some red,
Give me another glass,
I wanna drink it once again,
Kandho ko beer k bojh ne jhukaya,
Daru pina to khud dosto ne sikhaya..:)
99% Marks laoge to whisky,
Varna desi, :/
Haath me pada beer, rum, vodka ka chaala,
Cocktail- mocktail ne pura bachpan jala dala,
Bachpan to gaya,
Girlfrnd bhi gayi,
Ek pal to ab hume
Pine do- pine do.:O :D :P :D


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Super Pogo Joke..:D
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1 Kisaan luti hui izzat k halat me Gaon me aaya
Sab ne pucha:- Kya hua ??
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Kisaan:- Shahar me Anaaj bech rha tha"GEHOON LE LO"

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Kamino ne Samjha
"GAY-HU-LE-LO"

jo samjha thoko Like baaki Pogo dekho :p :O :D :D
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Santa baar baar apni windows ka
Pasword bhool jata tha..
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Ek baar usne socha Mein apni windows ka pasword Kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu.
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Usne pasword rakha INCORRECT.
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Ab jab bhi wo galat pasword
enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta
"Ur pasword is Incorrect"..:p :O :D :D

Santa Rocked - Computer Shocked
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Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: aap dance karogi :))
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Ladki sharma k boli: "yes ..."
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki "kursi" main le jaon didi ..??... :p :O :D :D


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Boy to girl during fight..
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Boy:- mujhse panga na lena me sher ka baccha hu
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Girl:- ek baat bata sher ghar par aaya tha ya aunty jungle gyi thi..
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Today I saw an interesting line on girls
t-shirt-

"Only Engineers can see Hidden
lines and missing Curves" :D
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Facebook Saves Life..!! :D

A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide..!! :O
Train was Coming Closer and

He Suddenly came out of the track and Said,
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''Oh Shitt !!
Forgot to Update status In Facebook

That I'm Gonna Die..!!'':P :D
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REALITY OF FACEBOOK :
Kali kaluti larki
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Larka
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Larki
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki aunty
FB name THE DOLL
RETURNS .
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60 years ka baba
FB name THE KING.:P
hahaha thoko like ;-)
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Dil tho karta hai k Chor Jao Ye
duniya
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Phir khayal ata hai
Duniya Mein Pehle hi khubsurat
logo
ki kami hai... :p

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Nahi jana program cancel
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Cham Cham kar ke aayi,
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khada raha,
Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi…



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Yes I love you. You are so cute, smart. My mother also likes you very much. My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously. So please don’t say no to my proposal. Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister. Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.



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News: Aapki charcha hain har gali mein har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hain,ye koi chmatkar nhi time hi aisa hain kyuki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai..
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Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se Bhi aa-ja rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamkti hue koi B vstu dkhen,to turant wahan se hat jayen.Yeh vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apke jara C laprwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai. Janhit me jaari.
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Hello Bhaiya, How r u? Hows life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera Cel kharab hai is liye me inke cel se sms kar rahi hu tumari pyari Behan – MALLIKA SHERAWAT
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Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,
Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek zakkas item tere ko “BHAIYA” aur RAKHI pehna gayi….
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Apki charcha hai har gali mein,
Har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,
Kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.
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Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai,
Har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya,
Kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…


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Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!


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Hello Bhaiya,
How R U?
Rakhi Bhej Di He,Mil Jayegi.
Mera Cel Kharab He Isliye Me Inke Cell Se Sms Kar Rahi Hu.
Tumhari Pyari
Katrina.


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