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Pappu ki gf Pappu se
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Gf:" Jaanu Mujh par shayari banao..
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Pappu:" In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho
andhera..
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In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera..
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Ho jao takli aur kar do savera..:p :D :O

Pappu Rocks -
Gf Shock
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Santa ka bhai Banta USA se aaya..
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Aate hi:"Bhai maa kaha hai.. ??
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Santa:"Wo to mar gai..
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Banta:"Saale tune mujhe bataya Q nai.. ??
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Santa:"Socha surprise dunga..:p :O :D
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Super Faadu + new

Sunny Leone to taxi driver(Pappu)- Airport chaloge??

Pappu - Haan chalunga....

Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
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Pappu - Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji,

Paise hee lunga... =D =)) =D

Thoko likes Pappu ustad ke liye
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Santa baar baar apni windows ka
Pasword bhool jata tha..
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Ek baar usne socha Mein apni windows ka pasword Kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu.
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Usne pasword rakha INCORRECT.
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Ab jab bhi wo galat pasword
enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta
"Ur pasword is Incorrect"..:p :O :D :D

Santa Rocked - Computer Shocked
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God to Pappu:- Beta kya chahiye.??
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Pappu:- Ek Job,
Ek badi si gaadi aur usme dher sari
ladkiya,
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God:- Tathastu.!!
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Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus driver hai,
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Soch samajh k maango, 
bhagwan bhi samajhdar hai..:p :D
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Ek Bus accident hua.
A man crying hey bhagwan mera haath toot gaya,
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Santa :- Control urself,
us admi ko dekho,
wo mar gaya fir bhi chup-chap leta hai....:-D:-D


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Santa ka RADIO khrab ho gaya

khol ke dkha to andar CHUHA mra huea tha

dekh ke Santa bola:

E lo chalega kaise
SINGER to mar gaya he...
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TEACHER : 
chalo baccho "CLASS TEACHER" 
ko lekar ENGLISH me Essay likho.. 

sabhi likhne lage…… 
kuch der bad SANTA khada hua
or bola… Sir, 
Haramkhor" ko english me kya kehte hain ?
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